Top Yo mama so short jokes!

Yo mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo mama so short she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them!

Yo mama so short she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo mama so short she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama so short she can limbo under the door.

Yo mama so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama so short Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.

Yo mama so short she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo mama so short she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.

Yo mama so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo mama so short she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"

Yo mama so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo mama so short she can do backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama so short her best friend is an ant.

Yo mama so short her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so short she can suck my dick standing up.

Yo mama so short she can surf on a popsicle stick.

Yo mama so short she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.

Yo mama so short she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.

Yo mama so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.

Yo mama so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo mama so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.

Yo mama so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone.

Yo mama so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.