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Yo mama so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Yo mama so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo mama so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat she's on both side of the family.

Yo mama so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mama so fat that when God said "Let There Be Light" he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAY-UM!"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mama so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo mama so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "I'll Take It!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign!

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo mama so fat her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin' tights!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat she uses redwood trees to pick her teeth.

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon!

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Buic!.

Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship!

Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo mama so fat to her "light food," means under 4 Tons!

Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!