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Yo mama so dumb she studied for a drug test!

Yo mama so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo mama so dumb she stole free bread.

Yo mama so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so dumb she told everyone that she was "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo mama so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo mama so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so dumb when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo mama so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Sprite!

Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so dumb she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo mama so dumb that she went to an L.A. Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo mama so dumb it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo mama so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mama so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.

Yo mama so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo mama so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

Yo mama so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."

 

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