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Yo daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.
I saw yo daddy jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.
I called Yo daddy a fag and he hit me with his purse!
Yo daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls.
Yo daddy's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.
Yo daddy's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11.
Yo daddy's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.
Yo daddy's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.
Yo daddy's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.
Yo daddy's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bannanas.
Yo daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.
Yo daddy's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face.
Yo daddy has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard.
Yo daddy suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
Yo daddy's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.
Yo daddy's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
Yo daddy's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.