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How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Tagalog Pilipino!

Tagalog Pilipino Language Swearing & English Translation.
Tagalog (Pilipino) Swearing English Translation
Tarantado Ka You're stupid
Tsupain mo titi ko Suck my dick
Sinabay mo kinantot ang nanay at tatay mo habang yung kapatid mo nanonood You fuck your mom and your dad, while your siblings are watching!
Ang butas ng puwet mo ay malaki! The hole in your ass is really big!
Karida puta Stupid fucking whore
Pokpok Whore
Puta Bitch, whore
Kaskasin mo puke mo sa dingding Scratch your pussy off the wall
Malaking tae sa mukha mo! That shit on your face is big!
Ang okie mo amoy ng pussit! Your pussy smells like squid!
Putit ang bulbul mo! Your pubis are white!
Ang mama mo kalbo! Your mom is bald!
Walang tungtung ng yung lolo mo! Your grandpa has no dick!
Dinilaan mo ang pwet nang lola mo You lick your grandmother's ass
Putang ina ang baho mo Mother fucker, you stink
Puke mo mabaho Your pussy stinks
Putragis na impyerno (Tagalog dialect) Fucking hell
Isinusumpa kita I curse you
Anak ka ng puta You're a child of a whore
Puta Whore, slut
Puta ka You're a whore
Putang ina mo Your mother is a whore
Bilat sini mo You're a cunt
Kantutin mo ang nanay mo Go fuck your mother
Buwa ka ng ina mo You're the slime of your mother
Kiki mo Your cunt
Titi mo Your dick
Putanginamo Fuck you
Maliit ang titi mo You got a small dick
Magkantutan tayo Let's fuck
Gusto kong kantutin tulad nito I like to be fucked like that
Gusto kitang kantutin na parang hayop I want to fuck you like an animal
Gusto kitang kantutin I want to fuck you
Kantutin mo ko pag mali ako Fuck me if I'm wrong
Naninigas ang titi ko I got a hard on
Didilaan ko ang tinggil mo I'll lick your clit
Sipsipin mo ang titi ko Suck my dick
Lunukin mo ang tamod ko Swallow my cum
Malaki ang suso mo You got big tits
Anak ng puta mo Son of a bitch
Puke ng ina mo Your mom's pussy
Tukmol Ugly
Putang Puta Fucking whore
Ikaw, walang kang titi You have no dick
Ikaw, wala kang puwet You have no butt
Ang pangkit ng ina mo Your mom is so ugly
Malaki ang tae mo Your shit is big
Puputulin ko titi mo I will slice your dick
Baho ng utot mo Your fart stinks
Pumunta ka sa impiyerno Go to hell
Puro kagaguhan ka You're full of shit
Sisipain ko puwet mo I'll kick your ass
Laki ng tenga mo You have big ears
Putang ina, ang pangit mo Fucking hell! You're so ugly
Bakla Faggot, gay
Mantsutsupa Cocksucker
Jologs Poor loser
Titi Penis, dick, cock
Lola mong panot Your grandmother is bald
Sipain ko lolo mo e I'll kick your grandfather
Lola mong panot Your grandmother is bald
Tatay mo kab skawt Your dad's a little boy scout
Masyado maliit ang suso mo Your breasts are way too small
Tae Shit
Titi mo mabaho Your cock is smelly
Putanginamo Your mom is a slut
Gunggong Moron
Tanga Stupid
Abnoy Abnormal, retarded
Pututuy Tiny penis
Tababoy Fat Pig
Tae Shit
Ina Mother
Taena Shitty mother
Nak Ng Pu Son of a whore
Unggok Irritating bastard
Tiyo Paeng An uncle who sexually molests relatives
Igad Immature shit
Bernal Shitty bulldog
Ukinnam Your mother's cunt
Kainin mong tae mo Go eat your shit
Mabuhok ang utong mo You re nipples are hairy
Laplapin mo na lang lola mo Go eat your grandma s cunt
Gusto kitang himasin I wanna caress you
Ganito ka ba talaga kabaho? Do you really stink this bad?
Magsubuan kayo ng tae Go feed each other shit
Walang kuwentang kantutin ang joa mo Your girlfriend isn't worth fucking
A ulol! Go to hell!, Fuck you!
Magtsupaan kayo ni Hesus Let you and Jesus blow each other
Magjakol ka na lang Go fuck yourself
Magtikol ka na lang Go fuck yourself
Sibakan tayo Let s fuck
Umuwi ka na Go home!, Go to hell!
Amoy pusod ka You reek of belly buttons
Amoy Yuropeo ka You smell like a European
Hanggang jakol ka lang naman e That's all you can do; masturbate
Malibog ako I'm horny
Malibog ako sa iyo You make me horny
E tuyo naman yung puke mo e At least I don t have a dry pussy
Tinitigasan ako sa iyo You're giving me a hard on
Jakolin mo ako! Jack my cock!
Masarap ka ba? Do you taste good?
Putang inang trabaho ito Fuck this Job
Putang inang lugar ito Fuck this Place
Putang inang buhay ito Fuck this life
Sino ang putang ina ito? Who is this fucker?
Sino ang gagong ito? Who is this idiot?
Bading Faggot
Pokpok Whore
Jakolero Someone who masturbates a lot
Punitin mo ako Tear me apart
Sibakin mo ang joga ko Fuck my tits
Tsupaero Cocksucker
Gabakoy ka permi? Do you masturbate often?
Walang hiya ka/ Lang hiya ka You're shameless
Gago Crazy
Pusang gala Runaway pussy
Pucha (Also Putsa) Whore
E kung sipain kita diyan What would you say if I kick you right now?
Manahimik ka na nga lang Why don't you just shut up?
Hesus Jesus
Susmariosep Jesus Mary and Joseph!
Diyos ko po My god!
Tanginang kano 'to This American son of a whore
Tanginang intsik 'to This Chinese son of a whore
Tadyakan kita diyan sa ngalangala e Wait until I kick you in the chin
Hanggang tae ka na lang All you'll ever be is shit
Tae ka You're shit
Tae mo Your shit
Tae mo amoy tae Your shit smells like shit
Ttumae ka nga Go shit
Matae ka sana sa pantalon mo I hope you shit your pants
Amoy tae ka You smell like shit
Hindi na utot yan a That's not flatulence anymore
Saksak mo sa baga mo Stick this in your lung
Maihi ka sana sa kama I hope you wet your bed
May laman ba yang kokote mo You got anything in that head of yours
Kulang sa turnilyo Stupid, crazy (lit. lacks screws in the head)
Mangulangot ka na lang kaya Why don't you just pick your nose
Laway mo tumatalsik Your mouth is a shower of saliva
Sumibak ka na lang ng kalabasa! Go fuck a pumpkin!
Punyeta Shit
Baliw Mentally retarded
Sira ulo (or ulol) Nuts, crazy
Bayag Testicle
Puki (or puke) Pussy
Dyoga (or joga) Boobs
Tumbong Ass
Pwet (or puwet) Butt
Burat Head of dick
Unggoy Monkey
Tanga Stupid
Bugok Slow learner
Bobo Slow learner
Tikol Masturbate
Sinto sinto Retarded
Hayop Animal
Malintong Slutty
Prosti Prostitute
Hayup ka! You animal!
Ay puta! Oh, shit!
Pangit! Putang ina mo! You ugly son of a bitch.
Pangit Nasty
Halika, putang ina mo. Come here, you son of a bitch.
Layas, putang ina ka! Get out, you mother fucker!
Ulol Crazy
Gago Asshole
Ebak Shit
Takim Shit
Tarantado ka You Bastard
Putik ka Slang of 'putang inamo'
Gagi Slang of 'gago'
Ang uten mo ay kasing liit ng buteke Your cock is little like a lizard
Mang-aagaw ng lakas Homosexual (lit. strength drainer)
Amoy tamod ang bunganga mo, bakla! Hey fag, your mouth smells like cum
Gusto kong dilaan ang tinggil mo I want to lick your clit
Hunsvotti A horse's ass (lit. "dog's cunt")
Masarap ang puke mo! Your pussy is delicious!
Tarakun Stupid
Gusto kong dilaan ang kiki mong basa! I want to lick your wet pussy!
Puke mo, malaki! You have a big pussy
Broha (Slang) Bitch
Laplapin mo pekpek ng nanay mo! Lick your mom's pussy
Basa ang utot mo Your fart is wet
Umutot ka kaya sa ilong mo Why don't you fart thru your nose
Sipsipin mo ang utot ko Suck my fart
Tatlo ba ang betlog mo? Do you have three balls?
Wala kang silbi sa mundo pakamatay ka na lang You're worthless in this world, better kill yourself
Sa lagay na yan e di ka pa tinutubuan ng sungay? You haven't grown horns after what you've done?
Bukas tatakpan ka na ng diyaryo Tomorrow newspapers will cover your dead corpse
Mas ma sarap ang tae ng aso sa pagkain mo This dog's shit tastes better than your food
Ang bait mo, sana kunin ka ni Diyos You're too good, I hope the lord takes you now
Kausapin mo ang tinga ko Talk to the pieces of food in between my teeth
Saksak ko tong bote ng grande sa wetpacks mo e Wait until I stick this (huge) bottle of beer into your ass
Langhiya ka Shameless (lit. no sensibilities for embarrassment) [Contraction of "walang hiya ka"]
Manahimik ka kung wala kang magawa sa buhay mo Shut your mouth if you cant do anything with your life
Hindi maliit ang titi ko - maluwag ang puke mo! It's not my dick that's small - it's your pussy which is loose!
Nagbabra ka pa e wala ka namang joga Why wear a bra when you don't even have tits?
Masarap kaya ang kesong gawa sa gatas mo? I wonder if cheese made from your milk will taste good
Mas gugustuhin ko pang singhutin ang utot ko kaysa mapatabi sa'yo I'd rather sniff my fart rather than sit beside you
Makitalo ka lang sa sibakan ng lolo at lola mo Go join your grandparents fucking
Baka gusto mong hilahin ko yung titi mo tapos isuksok ko dyan sa pwet mo? How would you like it if I take your dick and stick it deep up your ass?
Kung ayaw mong oras mo, kauusapin mo, putang ina___________! If you don't like your work schedule, talk to that fucking ________! (Put a name in the blank.)
Masmalaki pa yata ang ugat ng titi ko kaysa sa titi mo My dicks veins are bigger than your dick
Nag-brip ka pa, wala ka namang bayag!? Why wear underwear when you don't have any balls!?
Ikao Tarantado A Mabaho You're a bastard and you stink!
Malandi ka You're a slut
Tamaan ka sana ng kidlat May lightning strike you
Lintek ka Asshole!
Marame bule bule sa pek pek. Hairy cunt
Kantot sa pwet Fuck your ass
Malibo Horny
Pare dilaan mo puwet ko Lick my ass, dude
Kiri ka You're a bitch
Putang ina mo puta ka Your mother is a whore, bitch
Dyug-dyug Fuck
Malibog ka Lustful
Hindot Fuck
Salsalin mo Masturbate it
Tamud Semen
Puki mo Your vagina
Titi mo Your penis
Lunukin mo tamod ko Eat my cum
Matamis ang tamod ko My cum taste sweet
Pare dilaan mo bayag ko Lick my balls, dude
 
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