Spanish Mexican insults

How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Mexican Spanish!

Mexican Spanish Language Swearing & English Translation.

Mexican Spanish	English Translation
Tu madre es puta y pendeja	Your mother is a whore and an asshole
Te picas el culo	Pick your ass
Coma mi panocha	Eat my pussy
Chingado/-a	Fucker (m/f)
Pinche Retardado/-a	Fucking retard (m/f)
Retrasado	Retard
Chupa mi pito	Suck my cock
Puta barata	Cheap whore
Bajate a los chescos	Suck my dick (lit. get down for the refreshments)
Vete a jalar el pescuezo al pollo	Go beat yourself off (lit. pull the chicken's neck)
Aduana (Slang)	Whorehouse
Agarraderas (Slang)	Tits (lit. things to grab)
Alimentos (Slang)	Tits (lit. alimony)
Aniz	Anus
Aparato (Slang)	Penis (lit. apparatus)
Apedrear (Slang)	Stinks of shit
Bacalao (Slang)	Pussy (lit. codfish)
Bombear (Slang)	Sex outside of marriage (lit. to pump)
Berreadero	Whorehouse, brothel
Calabazo (Slang)	Buttocks
Chilito	Little dick
Chinga tu madre	Fuck your mother
Chingalo!	Fuck it!
Chingar	To fuck (also used as 'fuck you')
Chingate	Fuck you
Chocho (Slang)	Cunt
Chucha cuerera (Slang)	Slut, promiscuous
Chuperson (Slang)	Penis
Coger	To copulate
Colgados	Old tits
Cusca	Slut
El de atras (Slang)	Asshole (lit. the thing in your bottom)
El sin mangas (Slang)	Condom
Mamey	Cunt
Mula	Impotent male
Pinche	Fucking
Quedada (Slang)	An ugly, old maid
Zurramato	Dumbass
Besa mi culo	Kiss my ass
Chupa mi pito	Suck my dick
Metele mas	Stick it in more
Metele mas lengua	Stick your tongue in more
Besa mis huevos	Kiss my balls (lit. kiss my eggs)
Chinga tu madre	Fuck your mom
Pinche pendeja	Stupid ass whole
Puto	Male faggot, homo
Puta	Female whore, slut
Cabron	Asshole (to a male)
Cabrona	Bitch (to a female)
Baboso	Idiot
Ayotes	Balls, testicles (lit. pumpkins)
Aguacates (Slang)	Testicles (lit. avocados)
Aguayon torneado (Slang)	Testicles
Albondigas (Slang)	Testicles (lit. meatballs)
Los huevos	Balls, testicles
Maleton (Mexican and South America)	Son of a bitch (lit. you are a bad one)
Basculao	Cunt, pussy (lit. codfish)
Nido	Cunt, pussy (lit. nest)
La cocha (Mexico, Puerto Rico)	Cunt, pussy
El funciete	Cunt, pussy
Mamey	Cunt, pussy
El morrongo	Penis, dick, cock
La reata	Penis, dick, cock (lit. rope)
El retazo macizo	Penis, dick, cock (lit. stiff piece)
La riata	Penis, dick, cock
El aparto	Penis, dick, cock (lit. apparatus)
Abadesa	Pimp
Colgados	Tits
Las repisas	Tits (lit. shelves)
Las agarraderas	Tits (lit. things to grab)
Los alimentos	Tits (lit. food allowance)
La tana	Whore
Resbalon	Whorehouse
La aduana	Whorehouse
El zorrero	Jerk, fool, dumbass
Picaflor	Faggot (lit. flower snatcher)
Mariposa	Faggot (lit. butterfly)
El mayate	Faggot, gay
El quebracho	Faggot, gay
El quebrachon	Faggot, gay
El rul	Asshole
El rulacho	Asshole
Chucha cuerera	Slut
La cusca	Slut
Chingar	To fuck
Ir a desgastar el petate	To have sex (lit. to break the bed)
Ir a hacer de las aguas	To have sex (lit. to go make some water)
Ir a la junta de consiliacion	To have sex (lit. to go to a meeting)
Ir a la lucha super libre a calzon	To have sex ( Lit: to go remove clothing)
Ir a percudir el cochon	To have sex (lit. to tarnish the mattress)
Ir a rechinar la cama	To have sex (lit. to make the bed squeak)
Ir a un entierro	To have sex (lit. to go to the grave)
Revisar los interiores	To fuck (lit. to visit the insides)
El mecos	Masturbate
Chupame la polla (Slang)	Suck my dick
Chupame mi pinga (Slang)	Suck my dick
Chupame la polla (Slang)	Suck my dick
Chupamela (Slang)	Suck my dick
Jode su madre	Fuck your mother
Jode sus madres	Fuck your (you all) mothers
Muerdealmohadas	Faggot (lit. pillow-biter)
Metemela	Stick it in me
Mermelada de miembrillo	Masturbate (lit. marmalade of the smaller limb)
Ir a desvencigar la cama	To have sex (lit. to wear down the bedding)
Bastardiar (Slang)	Sex outside of marriage (lit. to produce bastards)
Ve a chuparle el peson ha un chango	Go suck a monkey's nipple
Caca pasa	Shit happens
Pinche Cabron	Fucking Asshole
Te meto la verga por el osico para que te calles el pinche puto osico hijo de perra!	Put my dick in your mouth to make you shut the fuck up you son of a bitch!
Chinga pendao te' chucha	Fuck dick you bitch
Puta	Bitch
Que chingados quieres?	What the fuck do you want?
Tengo que miar que mis dientes flotan	I have to piss so bad my teeth are floating
Huevos	Balls, Eggs
Culero	Asshole
Verga	Penis
Mamon	Someone who boasts too much
No mames!	Shut up!
Chingao!	Fuck!
Un chingo	A fuckload
Puto	Faggot
Cualquiera	Whore
Dale a la Madre	Fuck him up (in a fight or competition) (lit Give him to the Mother)
Zorra	Slut (lit. fox)
Vieja	Woman or girl (lit. old lady)
Panzon	Fatso
Bolillo	Racial slur meaning white person (lit. bun)
Naco	Jerk, low-class person
Fresa	Preppy
Puñatero	Masturbator
Chingón	Bad-ass (cool guy)
Estoy hasta la madre!	I have had enough!