Maori insults

How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Maori!

Maori Language Swearing & English Translation.

Maori Swearing	English Translation
E kai nga tutae me e mate!	Eat shit and die!
Upoko kohua!	Cut your head off and boil it in oil!
Teke	Vulva
Putaika	Vagina
Panepane	Sexual intercourse
Piapia	Smegma
Poaka momona	You fat pig
Akuanei koe i a au ka patua!	Better watch out or I will hit you!
Hoatu	Fuck off! (lit. go away)
Kia tau!	Shut up!
Katahi nei te poroheahea koe	You really are stupid!
Te mutunga ke mai o te rori o te tangata	What a fucking idiot!
Ma mauria na tutae!	Go take a shit
Ma tana ka aha	I really couldn't give a shit (lit. who cares)
Tiko	Shit
Ure	Penis
Tara	Vagina
Wai tatea	Sperm
Teko tarau	Shit your pants
Taka tapuhi	Gay, Homosexual
Mahimahi	Sex
Hoihoi	Shut up!
Ana to kai	Serves you right! (proverb)
He tino pai nanekoti au	You are a big fat goat's ass
Te reo maori e mate, te tangata maori e tino kino	[the rulers of the land] wish you dead, [the people of the land] laugh at you (old saying)
Tutae kuri	Dog shit
Kaka	Shit

Comments

0 #16 wallawalla 2012-03-13 05:48

would help if most of you lot could spell English properly! there are insults and swear words in all languages, dont be so bloody precious about the Maori language,its not sancrosact!! ( just look up the words you cant understand )

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0 #15 X 2012-02-16 09:39

Would love to see corrections posted for some of these, if you're going to promote insults in te reo Maori, you should get it right!

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0 #14 yay 2012-02-10 19:04

some r right some are wrong ,,

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-1 #13 maaah Maaori! 2011-09-19 12:06

kei te he te korero, most of these sayings are wrong and if used will fully make whoever is saying them look like a full as they dont make sence. just saying, respect our language, because the way you are using it in here is just a put down. chur

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+2 #12 Another Maori 2011-08-17 05:01

The irony is if you use most of these you'll look like an idiot yourself, because you won't be making any sense. Unless of course you're saying it to someone who doesn't understand Maori, in which case you're an idiot AND a coward.

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