How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Flemish - Belgian!
Flemish - Belgian Language Swearing & English Translation.
| Flemish (Belgium) Swearing | English Translation |
| Droes | Idiot |
| Dwaas | Idiot |
| U moeder is zo dik da elke bilhelft een eigen postcode heeft | Your mother is so fat that every piece of her ass has it's own postal code |
| Foorwijfan | Trailer trash woman |
| Del | Slut |
| Ouwe doos | Old tart |
| Opgetaloorde doos | Old woman with too much make up |
| (ouwe) sasa | Old man |
| Broekventje | Greenhorn |
| Teef | Bitch |
| Valse teef | Nasty bitch |
| Neukbak | Said of a girl: she's a sex object, a thing to use for sex |
| Zaadslet | Semen slut |
| Matras | Said of a girl who will sleep with anyone |
| Jan lul | Dumbass, fool |
| Vetlap | 1) fatso, 2) pervert |
| Vetzak | Id |
| Panlat | Skinny |
| Kletskop | Bald person |
| Dikke nek | Someone who feels too big |
| Kazakkendraaier | Turncoat |
| Gij zet te loemp om te helpe dondere | You're too stupid to do anything |
| Broekventje | Mammy's boy, coward |
| Floeren aap | Dressed up monkey |
| Broekschijter | Coward |
| Loop naar de maan | Go to hell (lit: go to the moon) |
| Gaat 'm zelf aftrekken | Go screw yourself (lit: go masturbate) |
| Trekt 'm zelf af | Id |
| Azijn pisser | Vinegar pisser |
| Houdt u muil | Shut up |
| Debiel | Retard |
| Achterlijke | Id |
| Janet | Gay |
| Reetkever | Id, brown-nose |
| Sloef | When the wife is wearing the pants, the husband is the 'sloef' |
| Vieroog | Four eyes |
| Schurftige hond | Dog with scabies |
| Sloerie | Slut |
| Slet | Slut |
| Moesti | Id |
| Bruin ratten | Id (lit: brown rats) |
| Boerenlul | Dumbass (lit: farmer's dick) |
| (boeren)trien | Stupid girl |
| Trut | Id |
| Kutwijf | Stupid woman (lit: cunt bitch) |
| Flikken | Bad name for police officers |
| Gie oere gie teve 't hangt pap an je schreve | You hooker, you bitch, the sperm is dripping from your cunt (West-Flemish dialect) |
| Je hebt een muil om stront op te sorteren | You have a face to sort shit on |
| Onnuttigaard | Useless person |
| Gatbeuker | Ass-fucker |
| Achterlijke lul | Retard dick |
| Klojo | Asshole |
| Schapenneuker | Sheep-fucker |
| Arjun | Guy that fucks sheep |
| Strontvreter | Guy that eats shit |
| Ga u moeder neuken | Go fuck your mom |
| Ga u vader nog wa kontrammen | Go and fuck your dad in the ass |
| Roekie | Newbie, rookie |
| Ridder van de bruine dreef | Gay (lit. Knight of the brown road) |
| Ik heb je vriendin in alle gleuven geneukt | I fucked your girlfriend in all her ditches |
| Baffer | Asslicker |
| Kontlikker | Asslicker |
| Ga een paard pijpe | Go blow a horse's dick |
| Schraal | Weird |
| Ga me a float speejle | Go play with your dick |
| Slet | Slut |
| Hoer | Whore |
| Hoerezoon | Son of a whore |
| Ga uzelf afzuige | Go blow your own dick |
| Illegaal | Illegal immigrant |
| Kust men klote | Kiss my balls |
| Hoereloper | Guy fucking prostitutes |
| Laat u door nen olifant pakken eikel | Get fucked by an elephant, you prick |
| U moeder is de matras vant stad | Your mother is the mattress of the town |
| Pooier | Pimp |
| Neuker | Fucker |
| Lelijk hond | Ugly dog |
| Krom hoer | Bent whore |
| Reet kever | Gay (lit. Ass beetle) |
| Vuile neger | Dirty nigger |
| Lompen ezel | Stupid donkey |
| Reetracer | A slang word for a gay person |
| Herre | Whore |
| Teeve | Whore |
| Kalle | Stupid woman |
| Geete | Stupid woman |
| Mutten | Dumbass |
| Muthoofd | Dumbass |
| Achterlijken | Dumbass |
| Wost | Dumbass |
| Snokker | Wanker |
| Djokker | Wanker |
| Tettekop | Titface |
| Dash | Gay person |
| Motzak | Ugly guy |
| Tist | Strange guy |
| Kontkorstbrabber | Someone who scratches scabs on his ass |
| Knuppel | Stupid person (Lit. bat) |
| Paljas | Person who did something stupid |
| Kluujtzak | Nutsack |
| Zjaak | Lame guy |
| Zjanne/zjannet | Gay |
| Strandzjannet | Gay who parades at the beach |
| Oerepoeper | Whore-fucker |
| Lupt nor de kluujte | Go fuck yourself (lit. run to your testicles) |
| Ejje na op dagge interessant zetj? | Do you actually think you're interesting? |
| Wadezda me ou jongen | What's your fucking problem? (to a guy) |
| Wadezda me ou maske | What's your fucking problem? (to a girl) |
| Reetridder | Gay (lit. ass knight) |
| Olboorder | Gay (lit. hole driller) |
| Roze ridder | Gay (lit. pink knight) |
| Klasjkop | Bald person) |
| Rufter | Smelly person) |
| Pijpmuil | Cocksucker (lit. fellatio mouth) |
| Stikske stront | Piece of shit) |
| Ruggenrijder | Gay (lit. back rider) |
| Kontneuker | Ass fucker |
| Als gij in de spiegel kijkt dan barst hij | When you look in a mirror, it will crack. |
| Onnozelaar | Stupid guy |
| Stommeling | Stupid guy |
| Dommerik | Stupid guy |
| Stommekloot | Stupid guy (lit. stupid testicle) |
| Klootwijf | Bitch |
| Klootzak | Bastard |
| Smeerlap | Bastard |
| Gij lelijk foor wijf You ugly fair bitch | You ugly fair bitch |
| Gij hebt ne kop om stront op te sorteren | You have a face to sort shit on |
| Nougabollen | Bullshit |
| Deb | Retard |
| Gekwadrateerde steenezel | Very stupid person |
| Lul | Penis |
| Houd á bakkes (antwerp dialect) | Shut up |
| Talore (antwerp dialect) | Fag (lit. plates) |
| á moeder op een fles (antwerp dialect) | Your mother on a bottle (hard insult) |
| Spast (antwerp dialect) | Loser |
| Kust m'n kloete (antwerp) | Kiss my balls |
| Uw moeder is zo dik dat ze een landkaart nodig heeft om haar gat af te vegen | Your mother is so fat, she needs a map to clean her ass |
| Uw moeder is al staande bevallen zeker | I believe you were born while your mother was standing |
| Uw moeder is zo dik da ze den evenaar nodig heeft om als broeksriem te gebruiken | Your Mom's so fat, she uses the equator as a her belt |
| Uw moeder is zo dik da als ze als ge ze neukt en der af wilt, da ge tien toerkes moogt draaien eers ge terug der naast ligt | Your momma's so fat that if you're fucking her and you want to get of her, you have to roll over ten times before you're lying next to her again |
| als mijn gat er uit zag als uw gezicht, dan zou ik me schame om te kakke | If my ass looked like your face, I'd be ashamed of taking a shit. |
| Gij zijt zo lelijk dat de buren bij u inbreken om de gordijnen te komen toedoen. | You're so ugly, the neighbors break into your house to close the curtains. |
| Als mijne hond ne kop had gelijk gij, dan schoor ik z'n gat kaal en leerde hem achteruit lopen! | If my dog had a head like yours, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! |
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