Chinese - Hokkien insults

How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Chinese - Hokkien!

Chinese - Hokkien Language Swearing & English Translation.

Hokkien (Chinese) Swearing	English Translation
Kan ni na bu chao chee bye	Fuck your mother's smelly pussy
Chee bye	Pussy
Lan jiao	Dick
Kum lan jiao	Suck dick
Kua simi lanjiao	See wad dick
Lao chee bye	Old vagina
Pua chee bye	Broken vagina
Gum lim pay eh lan jiao	Suck my dick
Lam Pa Chee	Balls, testicles
Nin na bu eh lau chee bye	Your mother's old vagina
Lan jiao bin	Dick face
Piao si ngee	Your mother is a bitch
Sam pat	Stupid
Lan Jiao Tao	Dickhead
Or Gui Keng	Brothel
Or Gui Tao	Pimp
Gan ni na bu	Fuck your Mother
Gan lee eh Chor Gong	Fuck your ancestors
Bo lam pa	No testes
Gan Lee Eh Ka Cher-ng	Fuck your ass
Ho Lang Kan	You're fucked
Lu Lao Bu Ho Lang Kan	Somebody fuck your mum
Pa Jui Cheng	Masturbate
Chee Go Pek	Pervert
Sai Li Niang	Fuck your mum
Kha chng / kha chui	Ass
Kha chng / chui kang	Ass hole
Ji Bai Kia	Asshole (lit. pussy guy)
Thor Kong Lan	Undertaker's Dick
Mak puki	Your mother's pussy
Chao cibai	Smelly pussy
Lu chiak sai	Eat shit
Chow Chee Pong	Smelly pussy
Chee Pek	Pussy
Chiu cheng	Hopeless
Kan ka lu si	Fuck you to death
Chee bye bin	Pussy face
Kan nia lau bu chaw chee bai	Fuck your mother's smelly cunt
Kan lu chim	Fuck you deep
Chao Log	Smelly Whore
Pu Nin Bo A Chow Chye Bye	Fuck your wife's smelly pussy
Kan Lu	Fuck You
Kan Nin Lin / Ne	Fuck your Boobs
Ka Na Sai	Look like shit
Lao Bu Si	Damn your Mother
Lao Beh Si	Damn your Father
Lu Siong Hah Mik Lan Chiao?	What The Hell/Fuck Are You Staring At?
Chup tolo?	(Basically asking which gang one is from)
Bo ji	Scared
Hum Ji	Coward
Tek li lan pa ji	Kick your balls out
Lim bei kua li bo lan jiao	I'm staring because you have no balls
Hong kan	Get screwed
Gan li ah kong de mia	Curse your grandfather with short life
Gan li zap pui dai	Fuck your 18 generations
De bu	Pig woman; fat bitch
Chao ah beng	Stinking gangster
Chao lang	Stinker
Chao ah lian	Stinking delinquent girl
Li lao bu ho ang moh lang kan ka seh li zi pu bor kia	Your mother was screwed by a foreigner and gave birth to a bastard like you
Hong Kan	Get fucked (used as an expression of frustration)
Ah Kua	Faggot
Si bo tong yong ah kua ki kam li lao pei lan	Gutless, useless faggot, suck your father's cock
Lim pei gah li lao bei kam lan jiao	I'll teach your dad to suck cock
Kao pei, Kao pei kao bu	Cry father, cry mother (used to mean "shut up")
Lim pei tai li lan jiao hor de jia	I'll cut your organ out to feed pigs
De hia kao di	Pig brother, dog brother (friends who are up to no good)
Hor de kan, hor gao kan	Get screwed left right and centre
Buay song ah?	You have a problem?
Lim pei kia lim pei kia!	I'm scared! (Sarcastic)
Kan ni na bu chao chee bye. ler e lao bu kor gao gan, ler e lao peh tio bey kan, chee hong kia!	Fuck your mother's smelly pussy. Your mother was fucked by a dog, your father was fucked by a horse, skirt chaser!
Chee Hong Kia	Skirt Chaser
Pu Bor Bin	Fucked-up face
Puki Bin	Pussy Face
Gong Tai Ong	King of the Dumb
Siao lan	Spermy dick
Mai ka gua kwai lan	Don't fuck with me
Cha Lu Ma Eh Pua Phuki	Fuck your mother's broken pussy
Ran cia ki ru ti gon, ru ru e ki ru re mon	Stick your dick in a rusted pipe, after that go fuck a lemon!